Funny Football Quotes – Zlatan Ibrahimovic
Zlatan – “First I went left, he did too. Then I went right, and he did too. Then I went left again, and he went to buy a hot dog.”
Reporter – “Is your playing style Swedish or Yugoslavian?”
Zlatan – “It’s Zlatan-style.”
Reporter – “You’ve got some scars in your face, Zlatan. What has happened?”
Zlatan – “Well…I don’t know…you’ll have to ask your wife about that”
Zlatan – “Absolutely not. I have ordered a plane. It is much faster.” (Zlatan about the rumour that he bought a super-Porsche)
Reporter – “Do you think it’s even possible for Ajax to lose nine points in nine games?”
Zlatan – “According to my calculations it is possible to lose nine points in only three games.”
Reporter – “What would you name your son?”
Zlatan – “Zlatan Jr.”
Zlatan (about how time stopped as he stood waiting on the side line to come in against Argentina in the World Cup.) – “You could have punched me in the face, I wouldn’t have noticed.”
Reporter – “How many one night stands have you had in total?”
Zlatan – “I don’t do that stuff. For me it is romance and love…right?”
Zlatan (Answer to criticism from John Carew that Zlatan’s moves are pointless.) – “What Carew does with a football, I can do with an orange.”









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tyler - December 2nd, 2008
lol yea zlatan rocks
footywall - December 2nd, 2008
He has the best comments for every question….:-)
Ibrahimovic slams Ronaldo award - UnitedZone Football Forums - January 31st, 2009
[...] Zlatan – ?First I went left, he did too. Then I went right, and he did too. Then I went left again, and he went to buy a hot dog.? Reporter – ?Is your playing style Swedish or Yugoslavian?? Zlatan – ?It?s Zlatan-style.? Reporter – ?You?ve got some scars in your face, Zlatan. What has happened?? Zlatan – ?Well?I don?t know?you?ll have to ask your wife about that? Zlatan – ?Absolutely not. I have ordered a plane. It is much faster.? (Zlatan about the rumour that he bought a super-Porsche) Reporter – ?Do you think it?s even possible for Ajax to lose nine points in nine games?? Zlatan – ?According to my calculations it is possible to lose nine points in only three games.? Reporter – ?What would you name your son?? Zlatan – ?Zlatan Jr.? Zlatan (about how time stopped as he stood waiting on the side line to come in against Argentina in the World Cup.) – ?You could have punched me in the face, I wouldn?t have noticed.? Reporter – ?How many one night stands have you had in total?? Zlatan – ?I don?t do that stuff. For me it is romance and love?right?? Zlatan (Answer to criticism from John Carew that Zlatan?s moves are pointless.) – ?What Carew does with a football, I can do with an orange.? Funny Football Quotes – Zlatan Ibrahimovic | Football Wallpapers, Soccer, Avatars, Videos, Live Scor… [...]
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Bushe - August 9th, 2009
Would you be interested in writing for The Neave Online Publication? I love your writing style and I feel like you would fit in perfectly with the other writers.
zlatanbeast - February 18th, 2010
zlatan is the best player in the world for 2010-2035