Zlatan – “First I went left, he did too. Then I went right, and he did too. Then I went left again, and he went to buy a hot dog.”

Reporter – “Is your playing style Swedish or Yugoslavian?”
Zlatan – “It’s Zlatan-style.”

Reporter – “You’ve got some scars in your face, Zlatan. What has happened?”
Zlatan – “Well…I don’t know…you’ll have to ask your wife about that” continue reading »

Ron Atkinson – “Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw.”

Ron Atkinson – “He dribbles a lot and the opposition don’t like it – you can see it all over their faces.”

Ron Atkinson – “I never comment on referees and I’m not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat.” continue reading »

Kevin Keegan – “Chile have three options – they could win or they could lose.”

Kevin Keegan – “Hungary is very similar to Bulgaria. I know they’re different countries…”

Kevin Keegan – “I came to Nantes two years ago and it’s much the same today, except that it’s totally different.” continue reading »

David Beckham – “My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about 7.”

David Beckham – “Alex Ferguson is the best manager I’ve ever had at this level. Well, he’s the only manager I’ve actually had at this level. But he’s the best manager I’ve ever had.”

David Beckham – “I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don’t know into what religion yet.” continue reading »